Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Prince I wanted him to be....

Oh I wanted him to be the one. I really really did. I really wanted to be done with this horrific thing called dating. I wanted to be done forever. So much so, that I could deal with some of his flaws. And look past the fact that he was moving this "relationship" at the speed of light. Even so much as to look past the fact that he drank more than a fish.

But as we all know, Love & Jshizzle just dont mix. They are like oil and water. Love is something only I can see in fairy tales and Disney movies. It is not something that is made for me. I am starting to think it is me. It is my fault none of these relationships work out. I can fathom another reason for it. I know what you are thinking. It is him, not me. But I am really starting to think that is not true any more.

He wanted me to hold his hand more and tell him I miss him all the time. I was just not there yet. Not after only a few weeks. I just dont move that fast. He expected me to be ok with the fact that some girl was emailing him pictures of herself. It is a big deal to me, and I am willing to be if the tables were turned, it would have been a big deal to you too. What grown man gets upset that I didnt post a picture of us on Facebook? Really? Did that really just happen? Yeah, it really did.

Marriage and the one, they are just not in the picture for me. They are just not in it for me. I am going to sit on the sidelines and watch from a distance. I am way too independent for love anyways. Once you dont have it anymore, you dont even know it is gone.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Bachelor - Really??

Jason Jason Jason.... Really? That is what you chose to do on national TV? You chose to dump your fiancee and then make out with another girl less than an hour later? So much for the nice guy I thought you were. BOY did you fool me (it happens often, so I am not suprised). You were nothing more than a total ASS. Who does that??

First of all, I hope that you and Molly are happy. No really happy. I mean the happy that comes with maybe an STD or 2 for good measure. And Molly, you just make me ill with your fake look of suprise. You looked like a complete moron. Yes, a moron. You let this man ask another girl to marry him and then you take him back. Who wants to wager how long it will be before he dumps her too? And Mellissa, you will be the next Bachelorette, so no worries. You dodged a bullet if you ask me ( I have dodged a few, so I can vouch!). He is no one's bachelor. He is a selfish idiot who chose to humiliate a perfectly normal and sweet girl on TV.

I almost feel as if this had to have been staged, because what moron is that stupid to dump someone on TV? Oh wait, he is of the male species, so maybe he is in fact THAT dumb (I can vouch again, I know lots of dumb males).

So onto my theory. What a nice guy I thought he was. He looked so sweet and nice and was such a good dad to Ty. These stupid boys can really fool me. Maybe I dont date the nice one's anymore. They tend to be boring. But maybe I dont date the complete jerks either. They tend to be, well convicts. Maybe I just need to find someone in between. Not someone who never thinks of me or who never wants to marry me, and not someone who wants to marry me after the first date either. Is there a happy medium? I will be sure to let you know.

As for date number well, what is it now? I lost count. Maybe it is 13 or 14? They are all just starting to blur together. He is either crazy or I have been in a totally dysfunctional relationship for so long that I have NO idea what normal looks like any more. He is a nice guy, but with a slight edge. And by edge I mean he has more crazy ex girlfriends than anyone I have ever met. Is it a bad sign that his ex changed her number?? TWICE?? Is it bad that the last girl he dated from Match was almost arrested in his driveway when he tried to break up with her? And last but not least, is it bad that he has had only 3 months of single life for all of his 32 years on earth? These questions all beg to be answered and you know I will keep you in the loop when this one bites the dust :) Or maybe not. Only time will tell!