If I could meet Cupid, I would ask him why he never stops by to shoot me with his little arrow? Why so stingy cupid? Can't you share the love? And then I would take his little arrow and shoot his eye out for being so damn stingy.
With Valentines Day quickly approaching, I am reminded every time I walk into a store that I am yet once again single. I think they should just wipe February 14 right off the calendar forever. What is the purpose really? Even when I wasn't single, the day sucked. Overpriced dinner, flowers and cards. Do you really need one day a year to tell me you give a shit? No, that should happen every day. But you didn't and that was that. Do you know what it is like to be the ONLY girl at the office EVERY year without flowers on her desk? I will tell you, it is pure torture. But not anymore! After I shoot cupid's eye out, there will be no more V day :) Yippeee for me!
With this being my very first blog, maybe I should turn the tone of this around. I am not all that bitter. Oh wait, yes I am. I am the girl who has been dumped more times than your local hooker. Hard to believe guys these days dont want to date a down to earth, normal girl with her head screwed on straight. I have a great career, good friends, wonderful family and I am smart. I almost have a Masters degree to prove it. And get this, I am even pretty, funny, sweet, caring and the nicest person most people know.
So here I am to blog about the adventures of internet dating and other mishaps of my 30 something year old life. I just started blogging so you all wont get the pleasure of hearing about dates 1 -7. Or maybe I will give you a brief run down. After all, it is hysterical.
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